i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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