and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
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I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
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We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
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