I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
what if I'm pregnant?
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Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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