I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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