It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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