She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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