I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
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i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
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You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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