best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
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Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
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Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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