He had one of those small greek statue penises
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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