No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
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so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
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Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
how drunk are you?
Several
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Randomize