he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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