she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Be still, my beating vagina.
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Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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