it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
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fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
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I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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