To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
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No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
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Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
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