I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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