I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
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He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
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well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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