I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
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at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
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im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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