Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Buhtt sex?
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Randomize
