I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I will die if light touches me.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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