in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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