I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Randomize
