He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
