two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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