giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
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If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
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the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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