Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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