Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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