Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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