Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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