yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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