brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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