But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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