Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
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I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
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Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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