Umm I'm too high to move.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
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It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
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I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
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