Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
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I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
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side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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