Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Randomize
