Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
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Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
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we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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