She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
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I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
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Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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