so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
my poor anus
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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