I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
Randomize
