i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Randomize
