All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
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"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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