No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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