Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
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When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
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I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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