Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
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