oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
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