we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
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