everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Who died my cat blue again?
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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