Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
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I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
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Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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