Fine. I'll sleep in my office
one two three fourrrrnication!
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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