is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
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My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
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Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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