Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
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we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
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Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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