what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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