Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
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He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
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I wish there were birth control emojis
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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