Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
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now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
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I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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